We regret to inform you that you have not been selected to host the 2016 summer olympics.
Why, you might ask...
Well, do you remember that Cubs fan that caught the ball? Thereby ruining the chances of the Cubs to go to the World Series and break the curse? You remember that? Well we're worried that that dude will come to the track and field events and like, steal the discus or something. Or what if in the middle of the Crew competition he swims out and steals an oar? Or if in the middle of the Decathlon he just runs out and steals the entire long jump competition? Impossible you say? Well it also seemed impossible that one rabid fan could ruin the Cubs chances... but there you have it.
It's also here that I should mention that 95% of the hate mail that that guy received was from us... the olympics. We love the Cubbies. We hate that one of Chicago's own ruined it for them... and we olympics hold grudges.
Get bent,
The Olympics
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